| Good Reviews | Average Reviews | Bad Reviews |
| 4.3 |
"Its a grreat movie, which should be seen definatly for the laughs which may make u smile later on also."
- Funenclave |
| 4.0 |
"Kunder is surely headed to become one of the country’s top league directors and his visual flair sets him apart from any school of film making that Indian cinema has witnessed to-date."
- Movie Talkies |
| 4.0 |
"The story is basic, and yet it works."
- NDTV |
| 4.0 |
"A fun-filled entertainer for the whole family."
- BBC Films |
| 4.0 |
"is a must dekko for all."
- B On Demand |
| 4.0 |
"will be a sheer treat for audiences and an absolute worth for their movie ticket."
- Business Of Cinema |
| 4.0 |
"A perfect entertainer for the festive season."
- ApunKaChoice |
| 4.0 |
"Shirish has done more things right in his first directorial venture!"
- Indya.com |
| 3.8 |
"is an entertainer in the true sense and has something for everyone although there was room for improvement as the movie has its share of flaws."
- AllBollywood.com |
| 3.8 |
"does exactly what it is supposed to do - entertain and give the paying public a worth for their money."
- Planet Bollywood |
| 3.5 |
"a cinematic spectacle with all the colors and joviality that Kunder could cram in 24 frames every second, tongue firmly in cheek."
- Full Hyderabad |
| 3.5 |
"is colorful festive treat that should bring smiles to many faces."
- Smash Hits |
| 3.5 |
"catches you slowly, but firmly and doesn’t leave you till the end."
- Music 'N Movies |
| 3.5 |
"balances humor and emotions beautifully."
- IndiaFM |
| 3.5 |
"is worth a see is because the hackneyed plot has been handled wonderfully by debutant director Shirish Kunder and the treatment gives the three-hour film a fresh look."
- The Stateman |
| 3.0 |
"the cleverly penned narrative, stellar cast and rib-tickling scenes make it the perfect family entertainer."
- South Africa Daily News |
| 3.0 |
"is a nice timepass entertainer - go watch it with that mindset - you may end up enjoying it!"
- Times Now |
| 3.0 |
"a good blend of entertainment and emotions but there's no mass appeal to the film."
- Bollyvista |
| 3.0 |
"none of the actors take themselves or the film too seriously, and even if that is an effort, it works in Jaan-E-Mann's favour."
- Rediff |
| 3.0 |
"In the end, what echoes in your ears as you leave is Akki's thick, goofy he-he-he laugh. It's the best thing in the film."
- Rediff 2 |
| 3.0 |
"While it's often true that romantic comedies are somewhat thin in the originality department, those are not aspects that will strike you in Kunder’s debut directorial"
- IndiaTimes |
| 3.0 |
"it’s worth watching, even if you are not drawn towards it, as it may just pleasantly surprise you."
- RadioSargam |
| 3.0 |
"With some drastic trimming, this film would work much better."
- Sify |
| 3.0 |
"Drama, emotions, humour and big stars makes Jaanemann an entertaining film worth a watch. "
- Bollywood Mantra |
| 3.0 |
"The director needs to be applauded for presenting a good film in his debut attempt itself."
- All Indian Site |
| 2.5 |
"Although the overall packaging of the film may have a crackling effect, but the new narration format and the commendable star cast indeed make it a one-time watch film!"
- Express India |
| 2.5 |
"is great fun once you get into it."
- Subhash Jha |
| 2.5 |
"If cut by at least half-an-hour, Jaan-E-Mann would be far more bearable."
- Cybernoon |
| 2.5 |
"Watch it if you are a Salman fan and have loads of patience to hang on till the endless end."
- IndiaGlitz |
| 2.5 |
"has many of its genre’s shortcomings, including a shaky hold on the line between farce and stupidity and a soapy, melodramatic denouement. But it also has personable stars."
- NY Times |
| 2.0 |
"is a fine directorial accomplishment but a failure in the writing department."
- IBN Live |
| 2.0 |
"Just another love triangle!"
- MTV India |
| 2.0 |
"There is a bit of both self-indulgent idiocy, and an effort to find a new idiom to tell a new story here. Unfortunately, for the film, the former entirely over-rules the latter."
- Mumbai Mirror |
| 2.0 |
"The story is nothing great; the director fails to narrate it well."
- Now Running |
| 2.0 |
"has its moments but, ironically, it falls short because it over-reaches."
- Rediff 3 |
| 2.0 |
"takes three hours to reach the teary climax of this sporadically entertaining movie, which could have been a better film at half the length."
- Bloomberg |
| 2.0 |
"a film that entertains in parts. Actually it entertains in halves."
- Jam |
| 2.0 |
"Viewers who are not already Bolly-heads are likely to be appalled."
- LA Weekly |
| 1.0 |
"drags and drags, there are too many interjections in even serious sequences leaving us all wondering if we are watching a poor, poor stage show."
- The Hindu |
| 1.0 |
"We keep waiting for one of those outlandish musical treats to bring some life to the clichéd script. Kunder throws in a few breaks, but they're tepid and brief."
- NY Post |
| 1.0 |
"Even the love triangle is contrived. All the reasons for the love or lack of it are forced, all situations loop-hole ridden."
- Deccan Herald |