Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here is a surreal look at the answers and comments from Bollywood stars!

Shabana Azmi- The chicken had a right to cross the road, it has the same amount of freedom as a human and anyone who trys and stops it will be going against my animal rights campaign!

Adnan Sami- Because the chicken saw Mcdonalds on the other side!

Ram Gopal Varma- The chicken was part of the underworld in Mumbai and it was going to do a drug deal on the other side!

Shaan- After crossing the road the chicken had a constant smile on its face!

Karan Johar- The chicken thought ‘Kya Pata Kal Ho Na Ho’

Urmila Matondkar- Kambakht Chicken Hai Jo, Sara Jahaan Hai Woh, Kab aata Hai, Kab Jaata Hai!

Amisha Patel- The land in which the chicken crossed was partly owned by me so I am launching a lawsuit against the chicken!

Sunny Deol- THE CHICKEN SAW 17 DUSHMANS ON THE OTHER SIDE AND IT WENT TO BASH THEM UP SINGLE HANDIDLY, YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Dharmendra- Kutte Kambeene agar maa ka doodh piya hai to phir cross kar ke dikha varna mai tera khoon pee jaoonga!!!

Ganesh Hegde- The chicken wanted to moon walk across the road!

Akshay Kumar- Whilst crossing the road the chicken wanted to do stunts on cars, motorbikes and helicopters!

Suniel Shetty- I have launched a t shirt showing the chicken crossing the road for you to buy and I have also got a game where you have to guide the chicken crossing the road and if you feel hungry you can pop into my new restaurant called 'chicken cross' where the speciality is chicken!

Rakhi Sawant- The chicken did this as a publicity stunt and I am sure Mika is involved!

Aamir Khan- The chicken wanted to cross the road in a perfect manner, it stopped looked for traffic, listened for traffic and at a precise speed of .21 miles an hour it reached the other end of the road in 1 minute taking equal steps!

Rakhee Gulzar- The chicken wanted to take revenge against THAKKKKUUUUUR!

Javed Akhtar- Panchi Nadiyan Pawan Ke Jhoke, Koi Sarhad Na Inhe Roke!

DJ Aqueel- you can see my remix to this incident, this time the chicken crosses a Railtrack!

Sanjay Gupta- The chicken wanted to perform an item number on the other side!

Shakti Kapoor- The media forced the chicken into doing this and it was a complete set-up!

Vivek Oberoi- The chicken can cross it once, twice or even 42 times if it wants. We can't stop it after all it has a Black belt in KARATE!!

Aishwaria Rai- I don't acknowlegde it was a chicken, it could have been a hen, peacock or a rooster for all I know.

Katrina Kaif- It was going to its Hindi classes!

Dino Moreo- It was going for its acting and dancing classes!

Emraan Hashmi- It wanted to achieve something in life, it deserves a kiss from me!

Bipasha Basu- Yeh Chicken Pyaar Nahin Jaanta, Jaanta Hia to Sirf Bhookh- Chicken Ki Bhookh!

John Abraham- The chicken wanted a 30 minute journey complete in 3 minutes!

Uday Chopra- The chicken was a Rockstar Superstar!!

Tanisha Mukherjee- The chicken wanted to be Hot and Happening!

Malika Sherwat- The chicken wanted to donate all its clothes to a charity shop!

Amitabh Bachan- The chicken was going to sign 17 films!

Javed Jaffri- The Chicken is crossed the road, murgi ne Raasta cross kiya..... Eggjactly!

Fardeen Khan- The chicken saw the local crack dealer!

Sanjay Dutt- The chicken saw Aslam Bhai!

Feroz Khan- Marhaba Kya Khoobsurat Chicken Hai.....Ji Karta Hai ise Chooom Loo!

Priyanka Chopra- The chicken showed us its an animal!

Ekta Kapoor- You can find out why the chicken crossed the road in my new serial 'Khicken ne Kolkotta Ka Krossover Kross Kiya'

Gulshan Grover- The chicken was a Baaad Maaan with a Dirrty Mind!

Amrish Puri- After doing that 'Chicken Khush Hua'

Amjad Khan- Kitne Chicken The?

Karan Razdan- To run away from films like Girlfriend and Souten!

Sushmita Sen- Chicken Jawani Ka dankh mare, dankh mare!

Kareena Kapoor- The chicken crossed the road in Only 23 seconds!

Shahid Kapoor- It wanted to shoot an MMS clip with me!

Shah Rukh Khan- It was running away from me, damn that Ch...Ch.....Ch.....Ch....Ch...Ch...Ch.Ch.Ch.Ch.Ch.Chicken!!!

Celina Jaitley- Jab Chicken Road Cross Karta Hain tab aisi feeling hoti hai ke mein bata nahin sakti!!

Rani Mukherjee- If a ghost can make me pregnant, why can't a chicken cross a road?

Mahesh Bhatt- To pop into the local Hollywood DVD store!

Sanjay Kapoor- It wanted to relaunch itself as a road crosser!

Anil Kapoor- It thought to itself 'Be Positive No Entry Di Galli Vich Kar Entry'

Nana Patekar- Ek Chicken....Saala Ek Chicken aadmi Ko Hijda Bana Deta Hai!!

Zayed Khan- The chicken Dude was a cool dude and was a ghetto dude so he crossed the road to the hood!!

Hritik Roshan- The chicken took Jadoo for a game of bowling!

Priyadarshan- Kyon Ki it's a road, Kyon Ki its a crossing, Kyon Ki its a chicken!

Sanjay Leela Bhansali- A blind and deaf chicken crossed the road to prove it is like any other chicken!!

Lucky Ali- I was on the other side singing 'Aa Bhi Jaa, Aa Bhi Jaa'

Farhan Akhtar- The chicken had only one Lakshya in life which was to cross that road!

Sohail Khan- The chicken was 'Proud to be a chicken'

Salman Khan- the chicken never managed to make it on the other side.....I ran it over with my car!

Madhuri Dixit- Chicken Ko 'Maar Dala....Allah.....Maar Dala'